About fucking time, we have some god damn news. This time from the the shiny town of Las Vegas, EVO 2014 reveled to us a collection of new fighters for upcoming games. Besides that it still was a little quiet on the news front. I still have not played any games and Josh has…which is not…
Recently I have upped my social media game quite a bit. One thing I did do was join a freebie group. The idea is someone posts an item they wish to give away and then you send them an ID number and you can claim the gem that everyone desires if you are the chosen one. Now let me show you some of these priceless treasures.
You want a free Playboy tube. I think it has all of its contents. Maybe there is a Genie inside.I fucking hate genies! But it looks clean.
How about a moldy chair. Good knick I swear.
….ummmm…hopefully you accepted your gay child and love them dearly. No one has claimed this item yet.
An ultra rare S club CD can be yours for the low low priced of free. There are 5 claims for this item.
How about some numbers crunch.
A seat with what is clearly a piss stain. Comment even says “Needs a good cleaning”
A BBQ that seems to be growing its own food on it. No need for pesky stakes, just cook the fungus growing on the side.
A used toilet brush. Previous owner might have been a wizard. Hey you might be able to clone the previous owner from the fecal matter.
A towel rack, because the toilet brush might be lonely.
A filthy cookbook, which is a sex act where you lie upside down and two people smear you with beans and eggs. Unfortunately this is just an actual filthy cook book.
"plastic toilet seat riser for invalid. You can put hot water in to warm it."
Yup that’s a thing.
Thanks for including the pen for scale, I will be over to your house to pick it up right away….oh it’s a ” Made one”…no interest.
Well these are just some of the random shit you can get for free if you willing to give a random stranger your details, then go over to their house and maybe get stabbed and locked in a van.
So look, sometimes there are just some weeks where nothing happens. Yes Josh plays Transistor and the amazing Telltale games which we talk about briefly. But shit son, I did nothing when it comes to videogames this week…sorry. But it’s not all my fault, the world of videogames was quiet, and when it…